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psychedelic-ranger:

breathinginthestarlight:

anightvaleintern:

douglocked:

readasaur:

spoilersspoilerseverywhere:

tenkenryu:

simplycrazyhunter:

Squirrel Girl needs a movie.

omg yes

LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS
THIS CHARACTER IS BY FAR THE MOST POWERFUL, THE MOST INTERESTING, AND THE MOST WORTHY OF BEING YOUR ROLE MODEL EVER.
FIRST OFF SHE NEVER ONCE GOES GRIMDARK NOT ONCE AND WHEN SPEEDBALL WENT AND DID HIS STUPID CLIVE BARKER POINTS POINTED INWARD ARMOR THING SHE CALLED HIM OUT ON IT AND OUTRIGHT DECLARED SUCH A THING WAS CHILDISH AND MADE HIM INEFFECTIVE AS A HERO BECAUSE A HERO HAS TO BE APPROACHABLE.
ALSO LETS TALK ABOUT HER SUPERPOWER. YOU TAKE ONE LOOK AT HER AND THINK SHE’S JUST A LOSER RIGHT? WRONG. SQUIRREL GIRL HAS THE MUTANT POWER TO NOT ONLY HAVE SQUIRREL TRAITS BUT CAN ALSO COMMAND THE ABSOLUTE LOYALTY OF SQUIRRELS. HOW MANY SQUIRRELS? TRY EVERY SQUIRREL EVERY WHERE. FLYING SQUIRRELS, TREE SQUIRRELS, I BET YOU SOMEHOW SHE CAN EVEN COMMAND THE LOYALTY OF SOME SHITASTICALLY RARE POISON SQUIRRELS.
BECAUSE OF THIS POWER SHES MANAGED TO TAKE ON FOES THAT WOULD NORMALLY JUST INCINERATE HER ON THE SPOT. SHE TOOK ON DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM FOR PETE’S PATOOTS NOT A DOOM BOT THE ACTUAL DOCTOR DOOM AN ACTUAL SORTA ALIEN GOD CALLED THE WATCHER HAD TO ACTUALLY FACT CHECK THAT SHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE DIDNT BELIEVE IT AND THAT FUCKER NEVER INTERVENES FOR SHIT BUT HE HAD TO IN THIS CASE BECAUSE THE WORLD JUST COULDN’T BELIEVE SQUIRREL GIRL DEFEATED THE GENUINE DOCTOR DOOM HE WAS LIKE “OH HELL YEAH I HAVE TO COME DOWN AND FACT CHECK THIS SHIT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS THIS WHAT IM SURE GALACTUS CAN WAIT.”
ALSO HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTALOONS BEACUSE THIS LADY ACTUALLY TOOK ON GALACTUS AND WON.
GALACTUS YES THAT GALACTUS THE GIANT DUDE THAT EATS PLANETS SHE TOOK ON A SPACE GOD WITH NOTHIN GBUT MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRRELS.
SHE NEEDS A SERIES. A MOVIE, A FANBASE SHES JUST THAT AWESOME.
ALSO SHE’S PART OF A LOSER HERO TEAM CALLED THE GREAT LAKES AVENGERS AND ITS STAFFED BY A DUDE WHO CAN COME BACK TO LIFE WHEN HE DIES LIKE KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK
FUCK
IM DONE HERE JUST USE WIKIPEDIA ALREADY DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

No, seriously, it has become something of a running gag that Squirrel Girl can defeat any villain.
Any. Villain.
She is like “Instant Fun, just add Squirrel Girl”.
I strongly recommend reading her adventures, they are just super-great. ^__^
(Minor correction, it is actually the Great Lakes Champions, not Avengers.)

(She also has a healing factor and enhanced strength among some other squirrel-themed powers.)

Marvel set up a system of gauging superheroes powers and based it largely on which characters have defeated and lost to other characters to determine what those power levels are.  Due to Squirrel Girl having defeated so many strong villains, they were forced to put every single power category at 7 out of 7.
She is the only Marvel character in history to achieve this.

The red are what fans think her power ratings should be.
Blue is canon ratings.
[source: http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl ]

nOT TO MENTION HOW GOD DAMN CUTE SHE IS LIKE JUST LOOK AT HER WITH HER FLOOFY TAIL AND LEATARD AND BELT SHE LOOKS BOTH CUTE AND BADASS THOUGH LIKE
DAMN GIRL

LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING ABOUT SQUIRREL GIRL, BECAUSE SQUIRREL GIRL IS SO OFTEN UNDERRATED AND TREATED AS A JOKE, WHEN REALLY SHE IS A STRONG FIERCE INDEPENDENT SUPERHERO WHO DON’T NEED NO MANHER NAME IS DORREN GREEN AND SHE IS A MOTHA FREAKIN COMIC QUEEN OKAYSHE IS A MUTANT AND SHE HAS A COLLEGE EDUCATION (or hs depending on what ‘verse/comic you read) AND W/E CAUSE SHE IS A SMART COOKIE AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE HAS A JOB AS A NANNY OF LUKE CAGE (NEW AVENGER/POWER MAN) AND JESSICA JONES’ BABY LIKE DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT LINE OF WORK ISSHE CAME OUT IN AN IRON MAN COMIC AND HER GOAL WAS TO IMPRESS IRON MAN BUT TONY STARK WAS BEING A WIMP DINGER BUTTNUGGET SO HE DIDN’T WANT HER TO BE HIS SIDEKICK AND WAS TRAPPED BY DOOM AND THAT’S WHEN OUR AWESOME HEROINE BEAT VON DOOM WITH HER TERRIFYING ARMY OF RODENT HOMIESSHE ALSO BEAT DEADPOOL. D E A D P O O L. MERC WITH A MOUTH MEGA SUPER UNSTOPPABLE REGENERATIVE 4TH WALL SMASHING ASSASSIN DEADPOOL AND THEN THEY LATER TEAMED UPSHE’S ALSO #1 FAN OF THE NEW WARRIORS (the new comic has a hero named Hummingbird who hangs out with Scarlet Spider and is Mexican and cute af and perfect that ya’ll HAVE to read up on, she’s amazing) AND BASICALLY DID SOME 4TH WALL BREAKING SHIZZNAZZ WHEN SHE WAS SETTING SPEEDBALL STRAIGHTALSO SHE HAS REGENERATIVE SKILLS AND ALSO A RETRACTABLE WOODEN KNUCKLE SPIKE AND SUPER STRENGTH AND CLAWSAND SHE DATED WOLVERINE. LIKE. THE WOLVERINE. AND SHE ALSO BEAT HIM IN A HAND TO HAND FIGHT (or when they were sparring, depending on your interpretation and whether you’re a whiny little buttmonger who doesn’t think lowley little Squirrelgirl who beat Thanos and the Mandarin and Deadpool can beat Wolverine)SQUIRREL GIRL JUST MAKES ME SO FREAKING EMOTIONAL. LIKE I CAN’T WITH HER. I JUST CAN’T IF SQUIRREL GIRL GOT HER OWN MOVIE I WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AND THEN CRY LIKE A CHICKEN AND THEN MAYBE BAKE A CAKE AND BUY A TICKET BECAUSE H O L Y S H I TSQUIRREL GIRL

I am a big fan of how crazy batshit powerful Squirrel Girl is. She’s just great in general.

thesonicscrew:

psychedelic-ranger:

breathinginthestarlight:

anightvaleintern:

douglocked:

readasaur:

spoilersspoilerseverywhere:

tenkenryu:

simplycrazyhunter:

Squirrel Girl needs a movie.

omg yes

LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS

THIS CHARACTER IS BY FAR THE MOST POWERFUL, THE MOST INTERESTING, AND THE MOST WORTHY OF BEING YOUR ROLE MODEL EVER.

FIRST OFF SHE NEVER ONCE GOES GRIMDARK NOT ONCE AND WHEN SPEEDBALL WENT AND DID HIS STUPID CLIVE BARKER POINTS POINTED INWARD ARMOR THING SHE CALLED HIM OUT ON IT AND OUTRIGHT DECLARED SUCH A THING WAS CHILDISH AND MADE HIM INEFFECTIVE AS A HERO BECAUSE A HERO HAS TO BE APPROACHABLE.

ALSO LETS TALK ABOUT HER SUPERPOWER. YOU TAKE ONE LOOK AT HER AND THINK SHE’S JUST A LOSER RIGHT? WRONG. SQUIRREL GIRL HAS THE MUTANT POWER TO NOT ONLY HAVE SQUIRREL TRAITS BUT CAN ALSO COMMAND THE ABSOLUTE LOYALTY OF SQUIRRELS. HOW MANY SQUIRRELS? TRY EVERY SQUIRREL EVERY WHERE. FLYING SQUIRRELS, TREE SQUIRRELS, I BET YOU SOMEHOW SHE CAN EVEN COMMAND THE LOYALTY OF SOME SHITASTICALLY RARE POISON SQUIRRELS.

BECAUSE OF THIS POWER SHES MANAGED TO TAKE ON FOES THAT WOULD NORMALLY JUST INCINERATE HER ON THE SPOT. SHE TOOK ON DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM FOR PETE’S PATOOTS NOT A DOOM BOT THE ACTUAL DOCTOR DOOM AN ACTUAL SORTA ALIEN GOD CALLED THE WATCHER HAD TO ACTUALLY FACT CHECK THAT SHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE DIDNT BELIEVE IT AND THAT FUCKER NEVER INTERVENES FOR SHIT BUT HE HAD TO IN THIS CASE BECAUSE THE WORLD JUST COULDN’T BELIEVE SQUIRREL GIRL DEFEATED THE GENUINE DOCTOR DOOM HE WAS LIKE “OH HELL YEAH I HAVE TO COME DOWN AND FACT CHECK THIS SHIT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS THIS WHAT IM SURE GALACTUS CAN WAIT.”

ALSO HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTALOONS BEACUSE THIS LADY ACTUALLY TOOK ON GALACTUS AND WON.

GALACTUS YES THAT GALACTUS THE GIANT DUDE THAT EATS PLANETS SHE TOOK ON A SPACE GOD WITH NOTHIN GBUT MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRRELS.

SHE NEEDS A SERIES. A MOVIE, A FANBASE SHES JUST THAT AWESOME.

ALSO SHE’S PART OF A LOSER HERO TEAM CALLED THE GREAT LAKES AVENGERS AND ITS STAFFED BY A DUDE WHO CAN COME BACK TO LIFE WHEN HE DIES LIKE KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK

FUCK

IM DONE HERE JUST USE WIKIPEDIA ALREADY DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

No, seriously, it has become something of a running gag that Squirrel Girl can defeat any villain.

Any. Villain.

She is like “Instant Fun, just add Squirrel Girl”.

I strongly recommend reading her adventures, they are just super-great. ^__^

(Minor correction, it is actually the Great Lakes Champions, not Avengers.)

(She also has a healing factor and enhanced strength among some other squirrel-themed powers.)

Marvel set up a system of gauging superheroes powers and based it largely on which characters have defeated and lost to other characters to determine what those power levels are.  Due to Squirrel Girl having defeated so many strong villains, they were forced to put every single power category at 7 out of 7.

She is the only Marvel character in history to achieve this.

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The red are what fans think her power ratings should be.

Blue is canon ratings.

[source: http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl ]

nOT TO MENTION HOW GOD DAMN CUTE SHE IS LIKE JUST LOOK AT HER WITH HER FLOOFY TAIL AND LEATARD AND BELT SHE LOOKS BOTH CUTE AND BADASS THOUGH LIKE

DAMN GIRL

LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING ABOUT SQUIRREL GIRL, BECAUSE SQUIRREL GIRL IS SO OFTEN UNDERRATED AND TREATED AS A JOKE, WHEN REALLY SHE IS A STRONG FIERCE INDEPENDENT SUPERHERO WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN

HER NAME IS DORREN GREEN AND SHE IS A MOTHA FREAKIN COMIC QUEEN OKAY

SHE IS A MUTANT AND SHE HAS A COLLEGE EDUCATION (or hs depending on what ‘verse/comic you read) AND W/E CAUSE SHE IS A SMART COOKIE AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE HAS A JOB AS A NANNY OF LUKE CAGE (NEW AVENGER/POWER MAN) AND JESSICA JONES’ BABY LIKE DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT LINE OF WORK IS

SHE CAME OUT IN AN IRON MAN COMIC AND HER GOAL WAS TO IMPRESS IRON MAN BUT TONY STARK WAS BEING A WIMP DINGER BUTTNUGGET SO HE DIDN’T WANT HER TO BE HIS SIDEKICK AND WAS TRAPPED BY DOOM AND THAT’S WHEN OUR AWESOME HEROINE BEAT VON DOOM WITH HER TERRIFYING ARMY OF RODENT HOMIES

SHE ALSO BEAT DEADPOOL.

D E A D P O O L.

MERC WITH A MOUTH MEGA SUPER UNSTOPPABLE REGENERATIVE 4TH WALL SMASHING ASSASSIN DEADPOOL AND THEN THEY LATER TEAMED UP

SHE’S ALSO #1 FAN OF THE NEW WARRIORS (the new comic has a hero named Hummingbird who hangs out with Scarlet Spider and is Mexican and cute af and perfect that ya’ll HAVE to read up on, she’s amazing) AND BASICALLY DID SOME 4TH WALL BREAKING SHIZZNAZZ WHEN SHE WAS SETTING SPEEDBALL STRAIGHT

ALSO SHE HAS REGENERATIVE SKILLS AND ALSO A RETRACTABLE WOODEN KNUCKLE SPIKE AND SUPER STRENGTH AND CLAWS

AND SHE DATED WOLVERINE. LIKE. THE WOLVERINE. AND SHE ALSO BEAT HIM IN A HAND TO HAND FIGHT (or when they were sparring, depending on your interpretation and whether you’re a whiny little buttmonger who doesn’t think lowley little Squirrelgirl who beat Thanos and the Mandarin and Deadpool can beat Wolverine)

SQUIRREL GIRL JUST MAKES ME SO FREAKING EMOTIONAL. LIKE I CAN’T WITH HER. I JUST CAN’T

IF SQUIRREL GIRL GOT HER OWN MOVIE I WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST AND THEN CRY LIKE A CHICKEN AND THEN MAYBE BAKE A CAKE AND BUY A TICKET BECAUSE
H O L Y S H I T

SQUIRREL GIRL

I am a big fan of how crazy batshit powerful Squirrel Girl is. She’s just great in general.

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animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking…

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thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

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So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

unregistered-hypercam2:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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this is dangerously unfunny

clear-moaning:

sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

Ooooooooh

clear-moaning:

sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

Ooooooooh

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niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day

niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day

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ashleee-e:

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lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

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